Just An Earth-Bound Misfit

Title: In Chains
Author: mizBean
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 100
Rating: NC-17.
Challenge: Chains. (Originally posted 3.30.08 on hd100)

( In chains )

Title: Winner-Takes-All
Author: mizBean
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: Game (Originally posted on 4.20.08 hd100

( Winner-Takes-All )

( My thoughts )

Here is my hd_holidays contribution, written for sherant, who gave me a prompt of autumn.

Title: Three Septembers and a January
Author: mizbean
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny
Summary: In September 2002, Harry walks into a pub during a rainstorm and his relationship with Ginny changes forever.
Rating: R
Disclaimer:All in good fun. Don't sue.
Warning(s): Infidelity.
Deathly Hallows compliant?Yes, including the epilogue.
Word Count: 6,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to ella_bane for her feedback, and the mods for running the fest and their patience. I borrowed the title from one of Neil Gaiman's awesome Sandman stories.

( Three Septembers and a January )

Thanks to everyone who left me comments in the Snaps Cup meme. I will be replying as soon as I get home:)

serpentinelion is hosting a cliché fest, and that got me thinking. What are some of the popular Harry/Draco clichés? Of course, we have Cassandra Clare to thank for Leather Pants!Draco, and then there's the ever popular snarky! Draco or the ice prince! Draco or even the danceclub! Draco, grooving to his inner Brian Kinney in a mesh t-shirt as Harry mouth hits the floor. And let's not forget about Harry. We have CAPSlock! Harry, virginal!Harry, clueless! Harry, Auror! Harry, not to mention Auror!Draco. We have tie porn! wall sex! detention! sex and yummy, yummy Quidditch sex.

So what is your favorite Harry/Draco cliché, and which is your least favorite? And why aren't more people writing tie porn?

Fill out my poll on my livejournal.

To start things off, one of my favorite H/D clichés is tie porn! Alpha!Harry. Nothing pushes my buttons more than a Harry that's in charge, whether he's taking down a row of Death Eaters with a flick of his wand, or telling Draco to wipe that pissy smirk off his face and get those damn robes off. NOW! (And Draco loves to get Harry all hot and bothered. He just won't admit it.) And one of my least favorite clichés is a Draco who is obsessed with his hair. I'm not sure who we have to blame for Hair Product! Draco, but unless it's done in jest, it makes me cringe every time I see it.

So what's yours? Feel free to elaborate in the comments. I will be posting the results at a later date.

This was written for hd_remix's second round, and is a remix of corvidae9's truly awesome fic: Take What You Can Get

Title: Take Me Down (War Is Hell Remix)
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mixed up timeline. That's it. Also not DH-compliant. (The original was written in a pre-DH world, and I decided to keep to that universe.)
Summary: Draco is practiced in the art of self-deception. He learned from the best.
Word Count: 3,500
Disclaimer: All for fun. Don't sue.
Author's notes Thank you to corvidae9 for writing such an awesome story, sesheta_66 for the beta, and coffeejunkii for running the fest. Go check out the Masterlist here.

( Take Me Down (War Is Hell Remix) )

I'm finally getting around to posting my reversathon fic. Obviously not DH compliant.

Title: You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy)
Author: mizBean
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Just good clean fun. Don't sue.
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,600
Summary: Draco/Harry's miracle arse = OTP, or why Pansy Parkinson will always be more brilliant than you.
Author's Note: Written for reversathon 2007. Beta by florahart and Brit-picked by ell_dee. Thanks also go to ella_bane for her suggestions on making this a better fic.


( You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy) )

I'm finally getting around to posting my reversathon fic. Obviously not DH compliant.

Title: You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy)
Author: mizBean
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Just good clean fun. Don't sue.
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,600
Summary: Draco/Harry's miracle arse = OTP, or why Pansy Parkinson will always be more brilliant than you.
Author's Note: Written for reversathon 2007. Beta by florahart and Brit-picked by ell_dee. Thanks also go to ella_bane for her suggestions on making this a better fic.


( You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy) )

The hd_holidays reveals have been posted, and apparently I'm made of awesome because I won the fic guessing contest! Woot! Or maybe I just read too much fanfic. Anyway, now I can formally thank jairissa for gifting me with Set Me Free and post my own contribution, which was a pinch hit written for elaboration.

elaboration asked for cross-dressing, making deals and snarky fluff. Poor Harry may never forgive me for this.

Title: The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers
Author: mizBean
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived on their doorstep
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All in good fun. Don't sue.
Warning(s): The aforementioned pink knickers, silliness and cheap jokes made at Harry's expense. No epic romance here.
Word Count: 3,600
Author's Notes: Thank you to ella_bane for looking this over, and nqdonne and jamie2190 for running such a great fest. Draco, next time it's your turn.

( This was all Hermione's fault, Harry thought bitterly... )

The hd_holidays reveals have been posted, and apparently I'm made of awesome because I won the fic guessing contest! Woot! Or maybe I just read too much fanfic. Anyway, now I can formally thank jairissa for gifting me with Set Me Free and post my own contribution, which was a pinch hit written for elaboration.

elaboration asked for cross-dressing, making deals and snarky fluff. Poor Harry may never forgive me for this.

Title: The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers
Author: mizBean
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived on their doorstep
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All in good fun. Don't sue.
Warning(s): The aforementioned pink knickers, silliness and cheap jokes made at Harry's expense. No epic romance here.
Word Count: 3,600
Author's Notes: Thank you to ella_bane for looking this over, and nqdonne and jamie2190 for running such a great fest. Draco, next time it's your turn.

( This was all Hermione's fault, Harry thought bitterly... )

I'm having major issues with writer's block at the moment, and I saw this on celandineb's journal and thought it would be a great way to get my creative juices flowing.

1. Take your OTP
2. List your personal canon for those characters. So the stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with the books, but in your head is irrefutably what would have happened.

Surprisingly I had a lot to say.

( My OTP )

The Smutmas reveals have been posted, so I can now reveal that I wrote The Truth About Strawberries, which is the world's worst title, but I suck at titling things and I only had three hours of sleep, so sue me. Anyway. Fic!

Title: The Truth About Strawberries
Author: mizBean
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Beta: nqdonne ♥
Disclaimer: This is all for fun. Don't sue.
Summary: A tragic war, a self-sacrificing hero and a mysterious, pretty blond, or maybe it's something else all together.
Author's notes: Thank you, gmth for running such a fabulous fest and for putting up with my flakiness, nqdonne for being at my beck and call even on Thanksgiving, and mijan for graciously accepting this gift when the original recipient dropped out.

( The Truth About Strawberries )

hd_remix's masterlist went up today, so now I can formally thank lusiology for Dying by Degrees, her remix of my Prelude Series.

This is my contribution, a remix of rurounihime's Once Spoken.

Title: Hands Open
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 5,000
Summary: Harry likes to remember.
A/N Thank you to coffeejunkii for her infinite patience and rurounihime for gifting us with such a wonderful story. Warning for some dark themes.

( Hands Open )

( More author's notes. Spoilery. )

Title: A steady man
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word count: 370
Summary: I fought in a war and left my friends behind me. Written for kaalee's French Kiss Challenge, mixed heavily with Belle & Sebastian, and probably more angst than necessary.

( When Harry kisses Draco for the first time, it’s terrifying and wet and raw, and he wants to remember it forever.  )

Title: A steady man
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word count: 370
Summary: I fought in a war and left my friends behind me. Written for kaalee's French Kiss Challenge, mixed heavily with Belle & Sebastian, and probably more angst than necessary.

( When Harry kisses Draco for the first time, it’s terrifying and wet and raw, and he wants to remember it forever.  )

Fic: The Fall of the World's Own Optimist.
Author: mizBean
Pairings: Draco/OFC, Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 4,800
Rating: PG
Summary: A Death Eater's Lament, or the absurd, and sometimes sad, story of what really happened to Draco Malfoy.
A/N: Written for fourth_rose for her birthday. *sorry for the delay* And apologies to cutecoati for not finishing this in time for the big unveiling. Thank you to oddnari for her advice and beta.

( A Death Eater's Lament )

Not only is today Groundhog's Day, it's also two of my favorite fandomers' birthdays: The lovely fourth_rose, for whom *ahem* I must extend a heartfelt IOU, and shikishi.

shikishi has told me on a couple of occasions that she loves fics where Harry and Draco play around in the kitchen. So this one's for you.

Happy Birthday, shikishi!!

Title: Sugar Kisses
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 350
Rating: Sweet fluff.

( Sugar Kisses )

Not only is today Groundhog's Day, it's also two of my favorite fandomers' birthdays: The lovely fourth_rose, for whom *ahem* I must extend a heartfelt IOU, and shikishi.

shikishi has told me on a couple of occasions that she loves fics where Harry and Draco play around in the kitchen. So this one's for you.

Happy Birthday, shikishi!!

Title: Sugar Kisses
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 350
Rating: Sweet fluff.

( Sugar Kisses )

Since the harry_holidays master list has been posted I can post my contribution here. My gift was written for the lovely hill_ who delights us with her wonderfully porny drawings.

A big thank you to fleshdress for her gift to me: Restraining Order

Title: Maid to Order
Author: mizBean
Wordcount: 8,000
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: Porn!! (NC-17)
Warnings: Cross-dressing, dirty talk, bottom!Harry, copious amounts of crack.
Author’s notes: A big thank you to my lovely betas: eryn_, ella_bane and winnett and everyone who put up with my angsting over the last few months. This is probably the filthiest thing I've ever written. *blushes and then runs and hides*
Summary: Harry Potter, an unhappy Auror with a boring sex life, receives a tip to the whereabouts of one Voldemort's Horcruxes. There is, however, one catch.

( For Harry Potter life held many surprises.  )

Since the harry_holidays master list has been posted I can post my contribution here. My gift was written for the lovely hill_ who delights us with her wonderfully porny drawings.

A big thank you to fleshdress for her gift to me: Restraining Order

Title: Maid to Order
Author: mizBean
Wordcount: 8,000
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: Porn!! (NC-17)
Warnings: Cross-dressing, dirty talk, bottom!Harry, copious amounts of crack.
Author’s notes: A big thank you to my lovely betas: eryn_, ella_bane and winnett and everyone who put up with my angsting over the last few months. This is probably the filthiest thing I've ever written. *blushes and then runs and hides*
Summary: Harry Potter, an unhappy Auror with a boring sex life, receives a tip to the whereabouts of one Voldemort's Horcruxes. There is, however, one catch.

( For Harry Potter life held many surprises.  )

My much delayed contribution to the_eros_affair. Also posted at the_eros_affair community.

Title: Sparks
Author: mizBean
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,000
Pairings: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
A/N: Thank you to monifieth and daisy_chan for looking this over.

Challenge: Draco to Harry: I promise to shag you in the Quidditch shed

( Sparks )

My much delayed contribution to the_eros_affair. Also posted at the_eros_affair community.

Title: Sparks
Author: mizBean
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,000
Pairings: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
A/N: Thank you to monifieth and daisy_chan for looking this over.

Challenge: Draco to Harry: I promise to shag you in the Quidditch shed

( Sparks )