Just An Earth-Bound Misfit

OMG! I wrote het. This is my first real stab at writing het, and was written for wook77 for hp_springsmut
Title: Love Is A Hard Waltz
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Seamus/Lavender
Summary: Of falling and falling in love
Warnings: Parallel timelines
Word Count: 9,100
Author's Notes: Wook had requested the following things, which I tried to incorporate into the fic: romance, exploration of Lavender's injuries, a believable seventh-year fic about those left behind, kissing and OMG!more kissing. Lavender's family history has been completely fabricated.

( For a moment, time stood still. She was falling, her wand clattering to the ground below her. She opened her mouth and screamed. )

( My thoughts )

Here is my hd_holidays contribution, written for sherant, who gave me a prompt of autumn.

Title: Three Septembers and a January
Author: mizbean
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny
Summary: In September 2002, Harry walks into a pub during a rainstorm and his relationship with Ginny changes forever.
Rating: R
Disclaimer:All in good fun. Don't sue.
Warning(s): Infidelity.
Deathly Hallows compliant?Yes, including the epilogue.
Word Count: 6,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to ella_bane for her feedback, and the mods for running the fest and their patience. I borrowed the title from one of Neil Gaiman's awesome Sandman stories.

( Three Septembers and a January )

Thanks to everyone who left me comments in the Snaps Cup meme. I will be replying as soon as I get home:)

This was written for hd_remix's second round, and is a remix of corvidae9's truly awesome fic: Take What You Can Get

Title: Take Me Down (War Is Hell Remix)
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mixed up timeline. That's it. Also not DH-compliant. (The original was written in a pre-DH world, and I decided to keep to that universe.)
Summary: Draco is practiced in the art of self-deception. He learned from the best.
Word Count: 3,500
Disclaimer: All for fun. Don't sue.
Author's notes Thank you to corvidae9 for writing such an awesome story, sesheta_66 for the beta, and coffeejunkii for running the fest. Go check out the Masterlist here.

( Take Me Down (War Is Hell Remix) )

I'm finally getting around to posting my reversathon fic. Obviously not DH compliant.

Title: You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy)
Author: mizBean
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Just good clean fun. Don't sue.
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,600
Summary: Draco/Harry's miracle arse = OTP, or why Pansy Parkinson will always be more brilliant than you.
Author's Note: Written for reversathon 2007. Beta by florahart and Brit-picked by ell_dee. Thanks also go to ella_bane for her suggestions on making this a better fic.


( You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy) )

I'm finally getting around to posting my reversathon fic. Obviously not DH compliant.

Title: You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy)
Author: mizBean
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Just good clean fun. Don't sue.
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,600
Summary: Draco/Harry's miracle arse = OTP, or why Pansy Parkinson will always be more brilliant than you.
Author's Note: Written for reversathon 2007. Beta by florahart and Brit-picked by ell_dee. Thanks also go to ella_bane for her suggestions on making this a better fic.


( You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Boy) )

The hd_holidays reveals have been posted, and apparently I'm made of awesome because I won the fic guessing contest! Woot! Or maybe I just read too much fanfic. Anyway, now I can formally thank jairissa for gifting me with Set Me Free and post my own contribution, which was a pinch hit written for elaboration.

elaboration asked for cross-dressing, making deals and snarky fluff. Poor Harry may never forgive me for this.

Title: The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers
Author: mizBean
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived on their doorstep
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All in good fun. Don't sue.
Warning(s): The aforementioned pink knickers, silliness and cheap jokes made at Harry's expense. No epic romance here.
Word Count: 3,600
Author's Notes: Thank you to ella_bane for looking this over, and nqdonne and jamie2190 for running such a great fest. Draco, next time it's your turn.

( This was all Hermione's fault, Harry thought bitterly... )

The hd_holidays reveals have been posted, and apparently I'm made of awesome because I won the fic guessing contest! Woot! Or maybe I just read too much fanfic. Anyway, now I can formally thank jairissa for gifting me with Set Me Free and post my own contribution, which was a pinch hit written for elaboration.

elaboration asked for cross-dressing, making deals and snarky fluff. Poor Harry may never forgive me for this.

Title: The Boy Who Wore Pink Knickers
Author: mizBean
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived on their doorstep
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All in good fun. Don't sue.
Warning(s): The aforementioned pink knickers, silliness and cheap jokes made at Harry's expense. No epic romance here.
Word Count: 3,600
Author's Notes: Thank you to ella_bane for looking this over, and nqdonne and jamie2190 for running such a great fest. Draco, next time it's your turn.

( This was all Hermione's fault, Harry thought bitterly... )

The hp_springsmut reveals were posted last night and I can formally post my contribution. Yes, this is the fic that I wrote, with a conclusion no less, without any smut whatsoever. Obviously, there was some rewriting that had to be done.

I've always wanted to write Draco/Neville, and I was so excited that wildestranger requested it.

Author: mizbean
Title: Here Comes A Regular
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Neville
Warnings: House-elves, Lucius-bashing and public drunkenness. Harpsichord lovers may also take offense.
Disclaimer: All in good fun.
Wordcount: 9,000
Summary: Draco is a selfish, sarcastic, spoiled brat. Neville isn't. Then why are they so perfect for each other?
Author's Notes: Written for wildestranger . Many thanks to my beta, ella_bane for her cheerleading and support. All other mistakes are mine. This version also includes two missing scenes that were axed out of the original. Basically what amounts to the original conclusion, except it's not really the conclusion anymore:-)

( Here Comes A Regular )
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The hp_springsmut reveals were posted last night and I can formally post my contribution. Yes, this is the fic that I wrote, with a conclusion no less, without any smut whatsoever. Obviously, there was some rewriting that had to be done.

I've always wanted to write Draco/Neville, and I was so excited that wildestranger requested it.

Author: mizbean
Title: Here Comes A Regular
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Neville
Warnings: House-elves, Lucius-bashing and public drunkenness. Harpsichord lovers may also take offense.
Disclaimer: All in good fun.
Wordcount: 9,000
Summary: Draco is a selfish, sarcastic, spoiled brat. Neville isn't. Then why are they so perfect for each other?
Author's Notes: Written for wildestranger . Many thanks to my beta, ella_bane for her cheerleading and support. All other mistakes are mine. This version also includes two missing scenes that were axed out of the original. Basically what amounts to the original conclusion, except it's not really the conclusion anymore:-)

( Here Comes A Regular )
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I think I'm getting sick again. Christ. I will be happy to see the month of March go away. I made some minor changes to this last night as I was archiving it and decided to post a revised copy here. Enjoy. It's a bit sappy. You are forewarned.

Title: All God's Children
Author: mizbean
Rating: G
Warnings: This is about as wholesome as I get, however Ron does utter a swear word. (Still sticking with a G rating)
Pairings/Characters: Ron, his family and a few dozen furry creatures.
Length: 2,300
Summary: Where Fred and George have a brilliant plan, Ginny is annoying, and Ron quietly has a nervous breakdown.
Author notes: Beta by lusiology ♥! The behavior and mating habits of Nifflers have been thoroughly embellished and just plain made up. No animals were harmed in the production of this fic. Written for triatha_ron 2007, Team Gen. My prompt was gold.

( All God's Creatures )

The Smutmas reveals have been posted, so I can now reveal that I wrote The Truth About Strawberries, which is the world's worst title, but I suck at titling things and I only had three hours of sleep, so sue me. Anyway. Fic!

Title: The Truth About Strawberries
Author: mizBean
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Beta: nqdonne ♥
Disclaimer: This is all for fun. Don't sue.
Summary: A tragic war, a self-sacrificing hero and a mysterious, pretty blond, or maybe it's something else all together.
Author's notes: Thank you, gmth for running such a fabulous fest and for putting up with my flakiness, nqdonne for being at my beck and call even on Thanksgiving, and mijan for graciously accepting this gift when the original recipient dropped out.

( The Truth About Strawberries )

January:
~ Maid to Order [Harry/Draco, NC-17] Written for harry_holidays.

February:
~ The Fall of the World's Own Optimist. (or sometimes called the Death Eater's Lament because I'm indecisive that way). Draco/OFC, Harry/Draco (pre-slash), PG
~ Sugar Kisses. Harry/Draco (short).
~ Make You Fly. Harry/Draco. Written for pornish_pixies drabble challenge.

March:
~ The Many Woes of Ronald Weasley. Ron/Draco, NC-17. Written for hp_springsmut.
~ This is the First Day of my Life. Harry/Draco. (drabble)

May:
~ If We Are Ghosts... [Harry, Sirius, PG] Written for springtime_gen.
~ A Steady Man. Harry/Draco. (short)

June:
~ The One Less Traveled [Draco, PG]

September:
~ Hands Open [Harry/Draco, PG-13] Written for hd_remix.

+ one soon to be revealed merry_smutmas fic.

( my thoughts. )

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Smoke canadian weed. Get your resolution here.

Now this is a resolution I can stand behind! Now I just have to find some.

January:
~ Maid to Order [Harry/Draco, NC-17] Written for harry_holidays.

February:
~ The Fall of the World's Own Optimist. (or sometimes called the Death Eater's Lament because I'm indecisive that way). Draco/OFC, Harry/Draco (pre-slash), PG
~ Sugar Kisses. Harry/Draco (short).
~ Make You Fly. Harry/Draco. Written for pornish_pixies drabble challenge.

March:
~ The Many Woes of Ronald Weasley. Ron/Draco, NC-17. Written for hp_springsmut.
~ This is the First Day of my Life. Harry/Draco. (drabble)

May:
~ If We Are Ghosts... [Harry, Sirius, PG] Written for springtime_gen.
~ A Steady Man. Harry/Draco. (short)

June:
~ The One Less Traveled [Draco, PG]

September:
~ Hands Open [Harry/Draco, PG-13] Written for hd_remix.

+ one soon to be revealed merry_smutmas fic.

( my thoughts. )

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Smoke canadian weed. Get your resolution here.

Now this is a resolution I can stand behind! Now I just have to find some.

hd_remix's masterlist went up today, so now I can formally thank lusiology for Dying by Degrees, her remix of my Prelude Series.

This is my contribution, a remix of rurounihime's Once Spoken.

Title: Hands Open
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 5,000
Summary: Harry likes to remember.
A/N Thank you to coffeejunkii for her infinite patience and rurounihime for gifting us with such a wonderful story. Warning for some dark themes.

( Hands Open )

( More author's notes. Spoilery. )

This is a pinch hit I wrote for fourth_rose's wonderful springtime_gen exchange. I rejiggered this a little since this was first posted. I envisioned this fic as a ghost story because I've always loved Grimmauld Place's wonderfully creepy vibe, and have a times when I think too much about Sirus, pictured him turning into Jack Nicholson as he was in The Shining, holed up in that horrible house with no one but talking portraits to keep him company.

Title: If we are ghosts
Rating: PG
Character(s): Harry, Sirius
Summary: It's only a dream. It means nothing. A post-war genfic about Harry, his demons and Sirius Black
Author's notes: Written for parallactic who requested a fic centered on Harry and Sirius' godfather/godson relationship, no matter how dysfuntional. Thank you, monifieth, for the speedy beta.


( If We Are Ghosts... )

This is a pinch hit I wrote for fourth_rose's wonderful springtime_gen exchange. I rejiggered this a little since this was first posted. I envisioned this fic as a ghost story because I've always loved Grimmauld Place's wonderfully creepy vibe, and have a times when I think too much about Sirus, pictured him turning into Jack Nicholson as he was in The Shining, holed up in that horrible house with no one but talking portraits to keep him company.

Title: If we are ghosts
Rating: PG
Character(s): Harry, Sirius
Summary: It's only a dream. It means nothing. A post-war genfic about Harry, his demons and Sirius Black
Author's notes: Written for parallactic who requested a fic centered on Harry and Sirius' godfather/godson relationship, no matter how dysfuntional. Thank you, monifieth, for the speedy beta.


( If We Are Ghosts... )

The hp_springsmut authors have been revealed, and I can properly thank forgotnsuitcase for the wonderful gift, "and when he breaks inside," which I loved very much. And now I can post my contribution!

Title: The Many Woes of Ronald Weasley
Pairing: Ron/Draco. Past Harry/Draco and Harry/Ron.
Rating: R
Wordcount: 7,000
Beta: oddnari
Summary: Ron's life is a mess, but at least he can comfort himself that it makes sense. That is until Draco Malfoy makes a reappearance..
A/N: My contribution to hp_springsmut. Gift fic for ella_bane. This version contains an extra scene and some minor changes that weren't included in the one posted to the hp_springsmut comm. I have a sequel planned for this, eventually:), and I wanted to tidy up some things that will continue on in the second part. I can also finally thank nqdonne and geoviki for linking to this in their journals.

( The Many Woes of Ronald Weasley )

The hp_springsmut authors have been revealed, and I can properly thank forgotnsuitcase for the wonderful gift, "and when he breaks inside," which I loved very much. And now I can post my contribution!

Title: The Many Woes of Ronald Weasley
Pairing: Ron/Draco. Past Harry/Draco and Harry/Ron.
Rating: R
Wordcount: 7,000
Beta: oddnari
Summary: Ron's life is a mess, but at least he can comfort himself that it makes sense. That is until Draco Malfoy makes a reappearance..
A/N: My contribution to hp_springsmut. Gift fic for ella_bane. This version contains an extra scene and some minor changes that weren't included in the one posted to the hp_springsmut comm. I have a sequel planned for this, eventually:), and I wanted to tidy up some things that will continue on in the second part. I can also finally thank nqdonne and geoviki for linking to this in their journals.

( The Many Woes of Ronald Weasley )

Fic: The Fall of the World's Own Optimist.
Author: mizBean
Pairings: Draco/OFC, Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 4,800
Rating: PG
Summary: A Death Eater's Lament, or the absurd, and sometimes sad, story of what really happened to Draco Malfoy.
A/N: Written for fourth_rose for her birthday. *sorry for the delay* And apologies to cutecoati for not finishing this in time for the big unveiling. Thank you to oddnari for her advice and beta.

( A Death Eater's Lament )

Since the harry_holidays master list has been posted I can post my contribution here. My gift was written for the lovely hill_ who delights us with her wonderfully porny drawings.

A big thank you to fleshdress for her gift to me: Restraining Order

Title: Maid to Order
Author: mizBean
Wordcount: 8,000
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: Porn!! (NC-17)
Warnings: Cross-dressing, dirty talk, bottom!Harry, copious amounts of crack.
Author’s notes: A big thank you to my lovely betas: eryn_, ella_bane and winnett and everyone who put up with my angsting over the last few months. This is probably the filthiest thing I've ever written. *blushes and then runs and hides*
Summary: Harry Potter, an unhappy Auror with a boring sex life, receives a tip to the whereabouts of one Voldemort's Horcruxes. There is, however, one catch.

( For Harry Potter life held many surprises.  )